Mom's Must Have Moment Feature: Automated Man: Stuff That Grown Up Boys Should Think ABout...But Don't

Its great that Mom's have a plethora of choices when it comes to shopping around the internet for the coolest items for their kids. But what about the young fellas in your life  who are nearly grown and have one foot out the door and the other foot treading the waters of semi-adulthood? Moms, you know what I'm talking about---your older sons who (sorta live on their own,are away at school, etc) lovingly drop off   their  laundry for you to do and who always have their noses in your fridge. Or your brother who stops by to "shop" at your place for some toilet paper, toothpaste, and swiped your favorite bottle of shampoo. Yeah, I have one of those, too.
You know that its coming---(seriously, its Thanksgiving week) Those young men will be unrecognizably stumbling home with overgrown facial stubble, nasty breath, sweaty, mystery food- stained muscle shirts and stinky sneakers parked on your antique coffee table, with months worth of laundry and a ginormous duffle bag to shop at your place. Or better yet, the all too familiar, "...can I get a couple of bucks to buys some soap and razors and stuff.?"
There has got to be a better way. Its Called Automated Man. Automated Man will deliver a great selection of must-have toiletries every month to your favorite man-child. He'll receive all the standard necessities of  bachelorhood without ever having to hit the store. (And this will save you a boatload of  money and sanity too!) Peace of mind is priceless.

Each month, Automated Man delivers all the name-brand toiletry essentials – shaving kit, toothbrush & paste, deodorant, shampoo & conditioner, condoms (optional) and tons more – direct to your doorstep, or where ever that man-child may be laying his weary head.

 Automated Man was created especially for busy young men, agoraphobics, bargain-shoppers, the very lazy… and those who love them, like you and me.  The service is available for $39.99/month ( and is jam packed with $140 worth of stuff); delivery is automatically renewed each month, delivered on the same day, and may be easily canceled at any time (really).   Automated Man includes the following products on a monthly basis: razor blades, shaving cream, after shave, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, chapstick, dental floss, shampoo, soap, deodorant, and cotton swabs; all are name brands and cheaper than store prices. Also, in the first month’s order, the recipient receives a hanging toiletry bag for all their products, as well as a razor and sunscreen. This is $140 worth of stuff, but thru Automated Man you get it for only $39.99 --Plus helpful tips on hygeine, personal care and grooming.That in itself is every Mother's dream, and priceless.
Automated Man is an invaluable service that would be beneficial to any young man living away from home - boarding school, college, military, embarking on a first job in a new city, etc. Seriously, with holidays fast approaching--what makes a better gift than one that saves Mom time and money throughout the year?